Dear DSH productions,

I would like to request that you make a spanking movie featuring a 78-96 yr old virgin. She most wear eskimoboots and suspenders at all times and she MUST at some point in the movie, take off her wig and wave it around using her toes in a tantalizing manner.

This blatant exhibition of lust and perversion will of course be dealt with by Dallas, whose primary goal of course is to make sure that the virgin continues to live a pure and innocent life. Thus he spanks her hard with a freshly boiled salmon, which splatters all over her old and wrinkled bottom. He makes sure to humiliate her by stuffing the remains of the fish down her eskimoboots, at which point he will (using a voice of adamant authority) call her a pathetic redbottomed fishy-foot and pull her by the ear to a bucket filled with oreos and pear-flavoured yougurt.

This is where Sabrina will come in to make her grand entrance! She will be dressed in a pink mountain-goat costume and will come strolling into the picture while humming the Muppet show theme song. At the sight of the salmon-smeared eskimoboots and the 90-something year old virgin, she will go absolutely MAD with joy and gallop on her four pink goat legs to find a suitable implement with which to spank the old hag.

Once she finds a paddle, the virgin must begin to blow bubbles in the oreo and yougurt mix using a straw made out of spaghetti while Sabrina vigously punishes the virgin's already blazing red bottom.

Thank you in advance for honouring this humble and most reasonable request of mine. It will be my most intense and juicy fantasy come true.

With lots of love,

Opal from Denmark

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On a serious note: have you had any more of those weird letters? I really enjoy reading the ones you have put up on the forum. Craaazy peeps out there.

Finally! Someone on here who's into age and fish play. It's like you laid my most secret desires bare. I love the whole thing except for Sabrina humming the Muppets tune. I think Disney owns the Muppets, and they're sure to sue. Unless, of course, they think they can make a buck. Overall, good show, and I look forward to your Scandavian fish-slapping themed site.

-bottom_chastener

I needed a good laugh!! As i was reading this coffee spwed from my nose as I was reduced to fits of uncontrollable laughter. thanks for lightening my day!

How about I just get you back Opal... so we can begin where we left off... wink miss you! D.

Hehehe, I had forgotten aal about this special little request of mine - which is, by the way, still a great fantasy!

@Dallas: I don't know about continuing where we left off though. I still remember how it felt sitting down on the loooong plane ride back to Denmark - next time, I'll be sure to bring a pillow to sit on.