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What to do about DOG POO?
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Sabrina
Joined: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:03 pm Posts: 345
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 Re: What to do about DOG POO?
LOL little poop heads and poopsicles!  You always crack me up. I've seen places like that but we don't have one! Sabrina AllieLove wrote: Yes, those little poop heads should clean up after their little poopsicles. In our neigborhood, there are places you can pick up poop bags to collect your little darlings leavings. Some folks even have signs up that say "please clean up after your dog". They work. There are no bad doggies, just bad owners. Try a little tough love and a little sign 
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| Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:50 pm |
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Sabrina
Joined: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:03 pm Posts: 345
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LOL Darling. Now that might work for some but I might have spankos purposely having their doggies visit my lawn.  But I'm sure we would get some second or third takes on that sign. Sabrina darlingm9 wrote: How about making a sign for your lawn. Attention: dog owners This property is protected by guard spanker. Any and all owners found in violation of dog poo laws will be subject to a SPANKING! That might give some neighbors "paws" for thought. 
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| Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:52 pm |
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Sabrina
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Opal wrote: Sucks for Dallas when the poo-criminal turns out to be a 79 year old morbidly obese man, with bad personal hygiene and exorbitant amounts of body hair...
Can't win 'em all. Oh Opal. You never cease to crack me up and of course Dallas wishing you were not SO far away so he could get his hands on you. LOL Don't you love distance. What I meant about Caesar was that he says to control the walk- basically not always let the dog decide where to stop, etc. I don't know too many doggies that can go on command either.  Now, as for you, you must be in control or given the size of your dog - he'd be pulling you down the street. BTW, I met a 250 pound dog recently! WOW! Definitely the biggest dog I've ever seen. Sabrina
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| Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:58 pm |
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Sabrina
Joined: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:03 pm Posts: 345
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Interesting observation CP. It's crazy I know - but, leave it to us spankos to turn even this subject into spankings being handed out. Sabrina Corp punishment wrote: Opal, Probably true. I also think that a request for help makes people think and respond more than most posts. The soup boiling makes sense in any language. Your quote also made me realize my proofreading wasn't the best last night.
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| Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:00 pm |
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Opal
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 123 Location: Denmark
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Sabrina wrote: Opal wrote: Sucks for Dallas when the poo-criminal turns out to be a 79 year old morbidly obese man, with bad personal hygiene and exorbitant amounts of body hair...
Can't win 'em all. Oh Opal. You never cease to crack me up and of course Dallas wishing you were not SO far away so he could get his hands on you. LOL Don't you love distance. What I meant about Caesar was that he says to control the walk- basically not always let the dog decide where to stop, etc. I don't know too many doggies that can go on command either.  Now, as for you, you must be in control or given the size of your dog - he'd be pulling you down the street. BTW, I met a 250 pound dog recently! WOW! Definitely the biggest dog I've ever seen. Sabrina Hehehe  All plans have downsides. Besides, I was just being nice enough to point it out. Maybe I should be given the title of Spankpoo Guardian for my efforts? A 250 pound dog?? Wow! Are you sure that it wasn't a horse or a cow? That's insane  The kg-to-pounds converter tells me that mine weighs 165 pounds and I thought that he was pretty big. Hugs, Opal
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| Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:59 pm |
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Sabrina
Joined: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:03 pm Posts: 345
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Spankpoo Guardian! I hereby proclaim you as the reigning queen for one year Opal.
xoxo Sabrina
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| Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:10 pm |
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Opal
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2009 10:47 am Posts: 123 Location: Denmark
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Sabrina wrote: Spankpoo Guardian! I hereby proclaim you as the reigning queen for one year Opal.
xoxo Sabrina I'm deeply honored!!! And now, my loyal subjects, please vacate the premises and GO CRAP SOMEPLACE ELSE!
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Corp punishment
Joined: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:38 pm Posts: 119 Location: Here
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 Re: What to do about DOG POO? This topic just can't go away.
I'm not crazy about this topic, but I can't resist. During the last windstorm the fence between my yard and my neighbor's was slightly damaged. It's leaning a little and some of the slats have come loose. We've talked about getting it fixed, and I mentioned I'd seen her dog in my backyard. She pushes her way through the loose slats. The other day when I was walking around back there I started to notice what she likes to do when she comes into my yard. Piles and piles of reasons. Has anyone seen that dog food commercial where the little dog says "I'm not just a good pooper, I'm an optimum pooper"? Well Michelle's dog could do that commercial with a clear conscience. I haven't said anything, and I'm not going to make a big deal about it. In fact I blocked the fence with some good sized rocks, so hopefully that will stop it until we get it fixed. The last few nights I've been practicing my whip cracking in the backyard. I don't think they're too crazy about it. I've seen some faces in windows. I'm trying to stay inconpicuous, but I don't get home until 8:30 or so. I don't have anywhere else to practice and I have an "advanced" workshop coming up in August. I'm pretty decent with the nylon and 4', but the 6' is a different story. I don't want to look like an idiot, so I have to put some work in. I try to get finished by 9:30 or so. She hasn't said anything, and may not. But I guess I have her optimum pooper to mention if she does.
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